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She hates people who believe in star signs because a
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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Hostage Situation at the Agency

Twas a quiet afternoon at TBA, when sirens awoke us from our slumber. I mean work. Actually, there weren't any sirens, but there was a scruffy lookin' hobo outside our door using the carpet as a urinal. At first we thought he was the new Art Director, but we decided he wasn't so we called the cops like any self respecting bourgeois advertising types would.

Luckily, our office area is keypad locked, but unluckily, the meth-man was sitting outside the door. We were trapped like a bunch of little girls in a... box.

So the cops show up, then 2 CIA men (could have been MI-5).

Then the cops got backup.

Then some sailors came to help.

Check out the face down handcuff action... complete with woman on left with tazer.

And then we were safe, thanks to our friends the Policemen.

The End.

16 Comments:

Blogger Deepak Gopi said...

who is that beautful lady in black.She has got a charismatic smile.
is that you-Rikky
If yes then you a r the most beautiful women I have ever met.

6:30 PM, August 10, 2006  
Anonymous obes said...

Here in Western Australia, we bring out the big guns for the hobo's... we could almost release our own "CSI:Perth"

6:37 PM, August 10, 2006  
Blogger copyranter said...

In New York, we would have had a Predator drone, 4 F-16s, and about 100 helicopters flying overhead.

10:48 PM, August 10, 2006  
Blogger Rikki said...

That would be one of our graphic designers :)

8:35 AM, August 11, 2006  
Blogger Yella said...

Why can't we be in New York. I want helicopters and F-16s (what ever they are).

P.S. Not happy Rikki.

8:42 AM, August 11, 2006  
Blogger James-H said...

I don't know what kicks more ass: that a fucking swat team beat the crap out of a methfreak at your agency or that deepak gopi threw himself at you for what can only be characterized as truly heroic journalism.

I guess its a win/win.

12:13 PM, August 11, 2006  
Blogger boltongray said...

How post-nine-eleven!
A man who may or may not:
a) be homeless
b) be intoxicated
c) be injecting crack straight into his heart
d) have dementia
e) be unable to locate a public lavatory,
appears on your doorstep and you reply with the Tactical Response Group, a taser, straight-jackets and the US Military.
All this and Deepak Gopi, who should know better considering his homeland is filled with the exceedingly poor, just wants to date your staff.
This is how Howard keeps getting into the Lodge, people. It's a slippery fucking slope.

12:48 PM, August 11, 2006  
Blogger boltongray said...

Although Deepak has a point.
Do like ANY fat/ugly people work there?

12:49 PM, August 11, 2006  
Blogger Working Class Dan said...

Always someone with the camera...

7:06 AM, August 14, 2006  
Blogger Teemu Jäppinen said...

Twas me! Hahaha! Yes it's like that time I found the Alfa Romeo keys next to a silver sleak Alfa Romeo and took them to the cops after not finding the owner by my own means... no wait! It's nothing like that!

But that's cool! You're paddywagons are obviously more developed than in the rest of the western world I've ever been to, they can be transformed into ambulances!

9:41 PM, August 14, 2006  
Blogger Teemu Jäppinen said...

Note my mistake of using you're instead of your.

9:43 PM, August 14, 2006  
Blogger Rikki said...

Magical Paddywagons indeed :)

9:52 AM, August 15, 2006  
Blogger Butchieboy said...

Thank God everyone was ok. Exept the vagrant. Fuck him.

10:07 AM, August 18, 2006  
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That has got to be one of the funniest things I've read in years.

Thanks.

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