Moral Dilemma
Ok, there's a new spaz-box at work and though I really want to consume it's delicious offerings, I don't really care to support the cause.I've previously put money into the Native Bird Box and in the Random Kids Netball Team Box, but that was just so I wouldn't have my eyes pecked out or have to watch any netball games, which is really the same thing I guess.
posted by Rikki | 11:57 AM
7 Comments:
I reckon you go the Freddo and redirect your funds. Native frogs or somethin'. So just accidentally pay someone else. No pesky conscience and no crepe paper for the boys to run through...
Oi! Maybe it's just the fact that it's 12.30 am and I have nothing better to do but I am choosing to take offence at the netball comment. Just spent the weekend competing in the Canadian National Netball Championships, captaining the BC Men's team! And I understand that the spectators found it very entertaining. Sure, some were laughing but still more fun than having eyes pecked out.
Hahahahaha!!! Spazbox!!!
*oops*
No equivalents I've seen in US office cube-land. In Texas, we get those folks whose child needs to raise funds for their cheerleading squad and thus are selling Tubs of Raw Cookie Dough (truly) to Support Cheer Camp.
Netball has some fundamental flaws that stop it being a spectator sport. Erm...you STOP play before you score. Hello anti-climax!
However, I will admit to having a soft spot for pleated skirts. There's something to be said for a cool breeze up your Rocky Mountain Pass.
Spaz-box. Nice. I recently had eyebrows raised at me for providing a solution to a poorly thought out client brief, then adding, "it's like tripping up a spastic."
12 year old football players made my life sexless and miserable at age 12. Burn them all I say.
But first buy me some of that sweet, sweet caramello.
Oooohhhh... you BUY the frogs to raise money for the Wesley College Football Club!!!
Silly me.... I thought the frogs WERE the club.
PS, I shall here on in refer to these fine counter-based candy purveyors as "spaz boxes". You are my God. That is such a gift.
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