Stuff What's Happenin'

Much is going on in the land of here, much indeed. Why, here's some stuff now.


Please to go voting at Design By Humans.


Huzzah! Check out Shirt.Woot today to buy this tee... one day only, but stay tuned for the special link to buy it after today. And when I say today, I mean today American, not today today. UPDATE: Here's the link, go gets one for US$15.


Bountee is printing a small selection of my designs which are going well, I'd buy them myself if they weren't a million pounds each. I mean... oh runts.

As usual I have a bunch of badges at Prickie which is a great site after you've waded through the rip-offs.


And finally check out Uneetee from Thursday the 8th to buy thisa one!

please for the votey!

If you vote I's be ruving you forever.

Buy Me Tees

Huzzah! Now you can be buyin' ma derishous tees right here.

Votey

Votey

Oh Lappy Day!

That's right kids, getting my new maclappy today! (or possibly tomorrow) In the meantime, it's time to vote for this design at without pockets. Thanks, friend!

Checky ma badges!

Ummm that is all.
Clicky.

Merry Christmas Ad People!

Hey, check it out, I'm not dead! I've been off doing other things in my spare time, but here's some pics of the agency pirate party yesterday on a big boat. You know you're onto a good thing when your work gives everyone an iPod for christmas! Good times. Good times.

Votey McVote

It's time for 'I know I haven't written on here for weeks but go and vote for my designs' time!
Clicky here to votes for my patterns on Naked & Angry! Just use your Threadless login. My ones are the ones with my name on them.
Insanity.

I never knew ye.

Interrobang - I never knew ye, yet I don't know how I've lived my life without ye. Wikipedia calls it a "punctuation mark intended to combine the functions of a question mark and an exclamation point" such as when one wants to say "Why the hell did you put that shrimp on a treadmill‽" That's going straight in an ad.

This sticker is freaking infrangible!

Welcome to 'The Dumbest Slogan Ever 2006' and the winner is... this one that I saw this morning on the way to work.

a) If you want the general public (ie. the LCD/retards) to understand your important safety message, don't use a word that one could use to win scrabble.

b) Our stop signs are made of aluminium. If you hit them, they ain't gonna be stopping anyone else any time soon. Maybe they should have concentrated on those powerline holder poles, those ones made of STEEL AND CONCRETE.

Maybe they're just expressing a high-brow brand of humour that my brain is not able to assimilate. In that case, I should just go hang out in an african country and wait for Madonna to adopt me.

Check it

Sorry for being so preoccupied... in the mean time, check out my accomplice's nifty photography site over here, it's soon to be much bigger...

Poor Wittle Fella

I watched a doco last night about a Holocaust denier. He wasn't bad, he was just a little simple. So... go vote for my new shirt.

Felt the need

I felt the need to be Richard-riotic and so here's a nifty bit from last weeks (in Australia time...) Top Gear.
Maybe I'll put up something about the inaugural "festival of ideas" soon... I only wrote that so I'm made to actually do it :)

Fatties and Bogans

What is it with comedy shows that attracts fatties, bogans and people wearing leopard-print coats?
Came to the conclusion that it must be gravity. One person goes, and everyone else gets sucked along (but I'm open to your thoughts).

PS. On a terribly horrible note, I hope Richard Hammond gets better, he's my favourite. You do have to worry when the BBC puts up his life story :( But I spose if you're gonna go, you may as well go out in a 450kph jet car.

Rainyyyy

Today's all rainy here in Sunny Perth. I'm putting up a pic I took on Hayman Island last year just to taunt myself. Those were the times.
Ps. Does anyone want in Perth to buy a car? It's a '91 Corolla sedan with AC CD and many other good acronyms. It's real good.

Awards Time Again

Awards. They really sort the men from the other men.
Hours of work with a scalpel and thousands of dollars later, we have a neat pile of award entries ready to go (hopefully not to their gruesome deaths). At this point I've started thinking that the agencies who don't enter awards have it right. Actually, it was at the point where I had to mount the radio scripts on sturdy black card. I don't think spray-glue is good for your reproductive options.

Help Me Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Have I mentioned how much we like all you guys? My friends? My faithful readers? My fellow advertising types? People who've just come here by mistake? May I mention how you're all looking really good today?
Oh, I just remembered... you may have heard of Threadless, the insanely cool online tshirt design competition. I (your best friend Rikki) have entered a few submissions but the only way we can win is to get them votedfor (see previous post and previouser post). All you have to do is sign up - they don't spam you and it's free, you can even forget about them straight after - and vote like this:
And then tell everyone you know to do the same and then put it on your blog :) Don't forget to leave a comment on threadless saying how much you like it, cause they take comments into consideration too!)
Begging: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE go here and vote for Rikki's submissions, I'll love you forever. Even more than I already do. Did I mention you have nice hair?

My First Wittle Design

My first threadless design is ready for all your votes!
I'll make a real post about this in a coupla days when the others are ready, but in the awaiting times, clicky on the picture and go vote for me, lovely friends. (If you leave a comment on the site the judges actually read them) I love you all collectively like you were a cute little chinchilla.

Scribblin' with Josh

Check out my new button on the left there... that's where you click to go to Threadless and buy tshirts so's I get free money from them ok?
If you haven't heard of them, it's an ongoing tshirt designing comp where if your design is chosen for printing and sale you get lots of cool things like money.
I've got a few designs I'm hoping they'll approve in a few days, so be ready for me telling you all to go there and vote for them!! Why not sign up now so it'll be quicker to vote for me later? What a good idea.

Hostage Situation at the Agency

Twas a quiet afternoon at TBA, when sirens awoke us from our slumber. I mean work. Actually, there weren't any sirens, but there was a scruffy lookin' hobo outside our door using the carpet as a urinal. At first we thought he was the new Art Director, but we decided he wasn't so we called the cops like any self respecting bourgeois advertising types would.

Luckily, our office area is keypad locked, but unluckily, the meth-man was sitting outside the door. We were trapped like a bunch of little girls in a... box.

So the cops show up, then 2 CIA men (could have been MI-5).

Then the cops got backup.

Then some sailors came to help.

Check out the face down handcuff action... complete with woman on left with tazer.

And then we were safe, thanks to our friends the Policemen.

The End.