No wonder she ended up in The Craft
Second most Terrifying Children's Movie of all time? Return to Oz. Jesus Christ. Robot men, pumpkin-headed adolescents made of sticks calling you 'mum', rocks that come alive and eat you, evil soldiers with wheels for hands, a flying moose-head-couch, and to top it off, an evil queen who's HEAD COMES OFF AND SHE SWAPS IT FOR THE HEADS OF PEOPLE SHE HAS TURNED TO STONE.
Actually, I should have realised it was evil in the first 5 minutes when Dorothy (who is now about 5 years younger looking) is carted off to the clinic for electro-shock treatment because she thinks Oz is a real place.
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
Actually, I should have realised it was evil in the first 5 minutes when Dorothy (who is now about 5 years younger looking) is carted off to the clinic for electro-shock treatment because she thinks Oz is a real place.
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
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Y'know that other chick who was in the Craft? y'know, the 'good one'? What's she doing on Prison break? Ima rant about this more on my blog methinks.
Oh my god yes... watching Return from Oz was the beginning of a whirlwind of different childhood nightmares for me on so many different levels.
I think it may even edge out the old series of Dr Who with the giant spiders and all the other gastly beings.
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