New School Stories

Just sittin' here listening to the Mighty Boosh... Bring back radio shows I say. Give poor old Foley Jim another shot before he dies.
People should be utilising Podcasts to make radio shows. I'd listen like a fox. But woe betide any of you who makes a racket while I'm listening to my stories.

Bleach and Breakfast Seminars

Who was the Dumb that invented the Breakfast Seminar? Who really wants to wake up at 6 to go listen to some guy talk about how to do radio ads? Ok it WAS entertertaining. And funny. And we did get free breakfast with coffee and danishes and all the waitpeople we ever could desire...
We basically sat there for an hour listening to Ricky Gervais radio spots whilst eating delicious food and not working.
But come on, it was 7am.

Happy Monday

You know it's gonna be a good day when you see a man in a purple teletubby suit running through Perth city.
No, I really did.

Kinda Like Kool Aid

Funny Cause It's True

Man, now I can't stop... I think I have childhood issues.

Oh My Childhood, Will You Ever Learn?

The spirit of my childhood has compelled me to draw some pictures in my afore mentioned not-yet-full-enough-to-get-a-new-one sketch book. Maybe I'll draw some more, maybe I wont... who can really tell at this early stage.

Genius

I have this song in my head. It goes:

I need a biscuit.
Biscuit biscuit biscuit
I need a biscuit for me

I need a biscuit
Biscuit biscuit biscuit
Biscuit biscuit biscuit for tea

I don't think it's a real song. Actually, i think i just wrote it. Carry on.

Oww My Legs

So Much Effort

I think I'm gonna put some more of my NY adventure pics on here cause I haven't really gotten around to showing them to anyone.
But it's so much effort.
Here's one for now, so shut up about it and be happy that you have all the normal human appendages. I saw a doco on the weekend about a guy with two amputated legs. And it didn't seem like that much fun.

Barber Black Sheep

There's a teeny tiny old school barber shop down the road from my place of work. There's all this old school paraphernalia for sale in the window, old magazines, ornaments, small chairs... and 'Ned Kelly's Boots?'

This is the coolest barber shop in all the world.

It's Hard Out there for a Pimp

"Man it seems like I'm duckin dodgin bullets everyday
Niggaz hatin on me cause I got hoes on the tray"

" That's the way the game goes, gotta keep it strictly pimpin
Gotta have my hustle tight, makin change off these women"

"Wait I got a snow bunny, and a black girl too
You pay the right price and they'll both do you"

I wish I had hoes on my tray.

The Bike Bubble

This morning i saw several people riding to work. One of them wasn't wearing a shirt. I thought his back hair was going to attack me if i got too close. One woman was wearing pretty pink patterny bike shorts and pink socks. And sandals. Another was wearing lime green leggings and a flap-hat.
Does the fact that you're riding a bike somehow render you outside the realms of common decency? Are you struggling with a family curse which magically transfigures you into some kind of Bag Lady when buttock touches saddle? Is there some kind of Bike Bubble that makes it ok to wear outfits from the dress-up box?
You've got a lot to answer for, ride-to-work set.

Pink Bits

It's all gone puce. I've moved on from writing posts, now it's all about making it pretty. I tend to get addicted to things easily. It's a problem.
Thought I'd put this puce-esque ad in for effect. Surprisingly it's the only puce ad we've done. One day I'll get bored of the pretty and return to writing things. In the meantime, look at this gratuitous plug.